She’s mine!

Hammies can be are! very adorable. 😉

Her name is Chmurka. She belongs to Pyza/Klara, one of my “stranger-friends” who welcomed me in Flickr and YouTube (sites where I found people who can say and do all the ‘silly things’ about their little critter friends and yet enjoy the impunity of being dubbed as “crazy”).

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Published in: on 25 July 2008 at 4:30 pm  Comments (9)  
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Nine lives

NOTE: Hamsters’ gestation period (pagbubuntis ) is 16 days (6-12 is the normal number of pups per litter); average lifespan, between 2 and 3 years.

(‘By batch’ sila kung dumating, kaya ‘by batch’ din sila kung lumisan. 😛 )

My nine living hammies.

How are my 9 hammies doin’? (a rundown):

Panapanagang (1 year 9 months 22 days). The elders (Hamsters are already considered seniors when they reached their 18th month).

Mochawonka (). Eldest male, therefore the family chief. 😆 He’s gaining weight lately. The Hall (made available to all members as a hammy-gym) was reserved for him from 6 to 7 am, and most of the evening hours.

Mochahontas (). Grumpy grandma’s bites are not that ‘nasty’ anymore. (Obviously, the “Lola” had passed on some of her temperament trait to granddaughter Syma!)

Isnohontas (). To both humans and fellow-hamsters, the peace-loving momma remains the most amiable of all. She’s been spending most of her time sleeping, but insists on getting out of her cage when awake.

PanapanaIIgang (1 year 7 months 22 days). The new oldies are only 60 days younger than their parents, Mochawonka and Isnohontas.

Wigwam (). Still young-looking. Always wary and suspicious, ready to bite (not so hard – “nip” is more appropriate) if handled against his will. Very responsive to odors of his kind – male’s musk makes him gnash his teeth, female’s scent excites him so easily (this behavior is typical).

Teepee (). Ispidbol’s widow has a cyclical mood shift. Shows hostility toward her fellow-hammies except when she is in heat. The most vocally expressive among them.

Boolagang (1 year 4 months 16 days). Two of the three surviving male offspring of Mochahontas (A third white male named “Hamty” is still living with his foster owner). These two ‘boolaboys’ are the new ‘record-holders’ (you may want to check this out – The Lupindilayks).

Bebong II () and Berio II (). The ‘Dugyot’ (unGroomed) Brothers 😆 are the most hyperactive. Physical growth seems retarded. Sharing cage, still no sign of serious fight or struggle… just like that – carrot- and wheel-olympics 😆 (see video).

Chochobebes (1 year 1 month 17 days). The offspring of the late Isnobol. My youngest hammies have reached their ‘midlife’ last month (June 4).

Syma (). The once-bitey hamster has been learning to deal with humans. Meticulous regarding her food and toilet habits. Active in the first few hours after midnight, making all sorts of noise when I and my wife are about to sleep.

Amboy () shifted his daily sleep-and-wake schedule. At about 12 noon everyday (when all other hamsters are sound asleep), the once-thin and timid little hammy is persistent to leave his cage for a four-hour ‘workout’ in The Hall. The fact is, he is right… he’s quite big now for his homecage wheel.

Quite similar to linked cabs on a subway rail? — passing so swiftly, coming and going in quick succession (s’ensya na sa ni-sampol kong tweyn… ‘indi ako makaluwas para manyut sa MRT eh). 😛

May JOKE pa… CLICK nyo ito, hindi na bastos, pramis.

Fuckin’gun, yusanamagan!!!

😯 Hala… si pastor –– nagmura !?

(Wala palang ka-“class-class” magmura itong si ‘Father.’ Nakikiuso pa kasi, HINDI naman bagay! 😆 )

‘MagLOLOng’ pasaway: isang hindi nag-aahit at isang pinagtampuhan ang anit (mas mahaba yung baril ni kalbo 😆 ). Parehong praning sa wabbit? Pero (in pewnes), sila man ay may “pusong-kartuns” din tulad ko, kaya DEHINS ko sila heyt. 🙂

Ahehe, hindi po ako pastor… at lalong hindi ako “Father” (hindi ako tatay… 😆 “virtual tatay” payag ako. 😉 ).

Huwag na kang magulat kung ako ma’y napapa-MURA din minsan. (Ekyusmi po uli, mga kapatid 😳 ). Ako nama’y galing din sa katarantaduhan bago ako’y naging isang christian. 😆

Saka, may mura bang ganyan? Pagkakaalam ko, ang tamang bersyon ay ganito:

Pawkingsyet, swanabwabbit! (galit nga sa wabbit?)

O kaya, yung mas maikling ‘AY HAB TU WORDS POR YU’ :

Pak––kyowt! (how kyut!)

Eto pa pala! – mas maikling isulat at usung-uso:

WTF!… 🙄 World Tengenengeneng Federation?

“Slip in fingering the kibord” lang po yung post taytol… 😆 Eto ang ibig sabihin:

Pakinggan, you son of a gone!

(Tagalugin mo na nga lang! 😡 ) … hokey, heto:

‘ear ye, ‘ear ye, ‘nak ka ng… 🙄 … ‘WALA lang’ !

‘Nakaringgan’ lang? Parang kwentong Kapampangan ng isang black American GI (taga-Angeles city) – iba ang kanyang pagkaka-ISPLOK sa narinig.

Wala kasing tigil ng katatakbo yung isang bata… ‘eka ng tatay sa anak niyang pasaway:

TATAY: “Mekeni, potambengi… Madapa ka ! 😡

EGOT: “Heymen! Did I ‘ear yeah say, ‘Motha fuckah’ ?” 😕

Psssst!!! Tama na yaaaan!!! 😡 … Seryus naman. 😐 ……………. 😆

Magdyowang “wabbits” (Bakit nga ba si Bugs Bunny ay nakahubo? 🙄 Kartuns lang naman eka! 😛 ) … Eto pa wabbit din. 😆

“The major function of sexual behavior for human beings are to assist in bonding, to express and enhance love between persons, and for procreation.”

(Source: Synopsis of Psychiatry – Behavioral Sciences and Clinical Psychiatry)

Uy, type! Exempted lang kami ni misis dun sa procreation. 😛 Recreation, pede pa!

Sa librong yan ko din ni-copy-n-paste ang mga sumusunod, ‘just want to share (Wala sanang magtaas ng kamay –– eheste, kikay? –– Amf!!! 😕 KILAY !!! ) :

(WARNING: ADULT CONTENT) … DO NOT cLICK here .

Published in: on 16 July 2008 at 3:50 pm  Comments (13)  
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Bestfriend

Out of many, one.

Birthday ngayon ng kaibigan ko, pero hindi na ako masyadong magbibida tungkol sa kanya.

Napaka-humble kasi ng college friend kong ito… Consistent na nasa dean’s or chancellor’s list yan, pero naaasiwa kapag pinag-uusapan ng barkada kung gaano sya kagaling. Sa mga kodakan, hangga’t pupwede umeeskapo; pag hindi makalusot, umiiwas na lang na tumingin sa camera. Ahehe… hindi paris kong artistahin na always ‘conscious’ kapag nakaharap sa camera. 😆

DAMI pa hidden pikyurs sa baba, hehe… CLICK mo ito.

Published in: on 10 July 2008 at 12:00 pm  Comments (19)  
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Tampu-tampo lang!

Daga ba ang mga ito? 🙄 Aywan ko basta ‘lam ko “kyut” sila maski pa sila binansagang dimunyu ng mga pintaserong tao. 😆

I can’t just end our relationship… er, I mean my posting on marriage that way – with an ‘unpalatable’ impression about the topic, however “funny” the “ funny-ki ” (bat)girl jokes might be. 😦 Huhuhu, wala lang… hindi ko lang talaga maatim. 😛

Kaya eto, lima na namang jokes – magaang-gaang na pagsasara sa usapan, dahil less ‘unwholesome’ itong ngayon kaysa dun sa limang nakaraan. (You may open your eyes now, kids! 😆 )

Palusot pa si HBH ano? Ayaw pang amining wala na syang maisip na isulat – kasi walang “holy-deys.”

O sya, sya… sige na nga. 😛 Saka nakakatamad yatang bumaba para mag-internet sa labas (hindi pa rin ako maka-online sa bahay). Pag kinopya lang na dyoks, mas madali, kasi hindi na kelangan mag-isip. 😆 Hindi naman siguro tayo mamalasin maski pa sounds like doble etsas (shit-e–shit-e) ang petsa ngayon (07-07-2008). 😆

Spokening dalars uli ang ‘humors’ na ito… Eniwey, pang-merkanong month naman yata ireng Hulyo (Last Friday, the 4th of July, is their Independence Day).

Pag ni-CLICK mo ito… bati na tayo?

Published in: on 7 July 2008 at 12:24 pm  Comments (8)  
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Bad, bat girl

Naligaw sa building. Kanino kayang alaga (pa-‘sugo’) ito? 😆

Naihian na ba kayo sa ulo ng paniki?

Hanep sa opening kwestyun ano? ampanghe! 😆

Naalala ko kasi nung highschool pa lang ako… sa Calamba, takip-silim. Overhead, andaming nagliliparang mga kabag o yung maliliit na paniki (awoooooooooooo!!! 😯 ). Nakatuwaan kong pagbabatuhin. May isang bigla na lang na nag-shift ng direksyon pa-head-on sa kinaroroonan ko. Hindi naman nag-landing sa mukha ko, pero parang eroplanong stealth fighter na may inilagpak sa bumbunan ko.

Nung kapain ko, basa… 🙄 nung amuyin ko ang kamay ko, ay powtah… ambahooooooO!!! 😡

“Sutil ka kasi eh… hindi ka naman inaano! E di iyan ang napala mo!” 😆 (eka siguro nung bastos na flying daga).

Ahehe… paano pa kaya kung etsas yun? (Kahit pa ba epektib na pertilayser ang guano!) At, mga mister at misis, paano din kaya kung asawa mo ang “paniki”?

Sowee, mga kapatid… medyo kambyo ang tono ng post ko ngayon – hindi “wholesome” (Kids, close your eyes). 😆 Hindi seryus, at walang sermon. In other words, “makapagpatawa lang.” 😀 😆 😀 maliliit ang bunganga ng mga emotikongs na ito. Para maski sa blog man lang ay “maipagmalaki” kong minsan ay “nagluko” din ako. 😈

taong-paniki

Here are five cases of a wife (and her husband) screwing around. Hindi ko na tinagalog, para obyus na imported from da istets. Huwag nyong “kokopya-hin”:

Hey, Mister, DONUT click that dough NOT.

Published in: on 5 July 2008 at 10:00 am  Comments (9)  
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