Tampu-tampo lang!

Daga ba ang mga ito?🙄 Aywan ko basta ‘lam ko “kyut” sila maski pa sila binansagang dimunyu ng mga pintaserong tao. 😆

I can’t just end our relationship… er, I mean my posting on marriage that way – with an ‘unpalatable’ impression about the topic, however “funny” the “ funny-ki ” (bat)girl jokes might be. 😦 Huhuhu, wala lang… hindi ko lang talaga maatim. 😛

Kaya eto, lima na namang jokes – magaang-gaang na pagsasara sa usapan, dahil less ‘unwholesome’ itong ngayon kaysa dun sa limang nakaraan. (You may open your eyes now, kids! 😆 )

Palusot pa si HBH ano? Ayaw pang amining wala na syang maisip na isulat – kasi walang “holy-deys.”

O sya, sya… sige na nga. 😛 Saka nakakatamad yatang bumaba para mag-internet sa labas (hindi pa rin ako maka-online sa bahay). Pag kinopya lang na dyoks, mas madali, kasi hindi na kelangan mag-isip. 😆 Hindi naman siguro tayo mamalasin maski pa sounds like doble etsas (shit-e–shit-e) ang petsa ngayon (07-07-2008). 😆

Spokening dalars uli ang ‘humors’ na ito… Eniwey, pang-merkanong month naman yata ireng Hulyo (Last Friday, the 4th of July, is their Independence Day).

Wife versus husband

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”

“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

Words

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000.

The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…”

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

Creation

A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.”

The wife responded, “Allow me to explain:

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”

Who does what

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

Wife: “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”

Husband: “You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”

Wife: “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”

Husband: “I can’t believe that! … Show me!”

So the wife fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says………. “HEBREWS”

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper:

“Please wake me at 5:00 AM.”

He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said:

“It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”

FINAL “joke”: Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.😆

Dyan! naman ako hindi papayaaaaaaaag!!! 😡 Puro ikaw na nga ang panalo dyan sa unang lima! Pero sige na nga…😦 kung hindi lang kita luv. 😳

O pa’no… bati na tayo? 😛

Tenchu! Ten-Tsup! (10X) 😳

Marriage is made in heaven – but it is up to the couple to make it work on earth.

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  1. awwwwwwwwwww. . . pinakagusto ko yung WORDS…ahaha. wahahahahaha!

    hmmmmmmm, nakakamis!ü

    flyfly!

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    HBH: Kookoo! 🙂 Huwaaah!!! 😥 …‘musta ka na!? Hindi makapasok ang comments ko sa blog mo – nire-reject ang password ko…
    Antagal na kasing inactive ang Google/Blogger account ko, otomatikali na-delete siguro? Kelangan mag-sign-in uli ako sa panibagong account… pag hindi ko naman nagamit ang emails o blogging platform nila, baka ma-delete lang ulit? 😦

    Batit taia tanun? Dun sa blogspot ni pompom, tinatanggap
    ang comments maski sa WordPress account ko lang ako naka- log-in; dun sa blogspot mo, Google/Blogger account lang ang hinahanap. Bakit, koo? Bakit? (an oa ko…)

    Sa tutuo lang, misyo na rin…😛 Bilib ako dun sa ni-syut mong sangpares na sanelas ba yun? – yung may kinintab sa plorwaks na sahig? 🙂

    Yung sa “WORDS” joke sa itaas… sa haba ng mga posts ko, isipin mo na lang kung gaano kahaba ang mga kwento ng misis ko kung sya ang magba-blog. 😆

    Oo flyfly d’ butterfly, mas okey itong jokes kesa sa nakaraan na “fly-fly da BATerplay!” 😕

    Hmmm…🙄 bakit wala ka yatang “GB” ngayon? 😉
    God bless! 🙂

  2. haha.. kewl na mga jokes.

    i love the second to the last one. ^_^

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    HBH: Hey dude! (hindi ko ‘lam kung ano ibig sabihin ng “dude” — pero pag galing sa akin, it meant for good.😉 )

    ‘musta ka na, iho? Long time no see… saka si jonell. 🙂

  3. hehehe. may taz pa. di naman ata daga yan.

    ang kulet ng mga jokes. steg. hehe

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    Klasmeyt: Ay uu, klasmeyt… mas malalaki at mababagsik kaysa sa daga ang mga iyan. 😛 Hindi sila rodents kasi may canine (pangil) sila – yung sa mga daga, two pairs of incisor teeth lang.

  4. minsan nakaka kilig din nmn yung mga asaran sa mag asawa, pero wag nmn yun pulos asaran din lang…

    masarap kc yung kaibigan mo din yung ka relasyon mo.. parang ang boring kung lagi kayo nagbobolahan hehehe

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    HBH-3X: Kami ni misis, maski dalawa lang dito, maingay pag naghaharutan… para kaming hindi matatanda. 😆

  5. asus.. heheh kakakilig naman yung last..😀 Naalala ko tuloy “dati” kapag nag-aaway mama ko at papa tapos magbabati din maya-maya..

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    Kuya Teddy Bear: Ahehe… angkyut!
    Antulis nguso gerpren ni Taz! 😛

    Ayaw na sana kitang paasahin, ‘angel’ (base sa mga in-open mo nuon sa blog mo)😦 …pero parating kasama sa mga dalangin ko: magkabati na sila matapos ang pinakamahabang tampuhan nila.🙂

  6. howmay, sabi din ni kingdaddyrich, pang googlers lan daw ek ek ang pidi sa blog ko, ang choosy…asar!

    hmmmm, tagal ko pa namang niweweyt an iyong comment.

    at ang haba haba haba ng comment mo sa maiksing comment ko…ahahaha…

    lipat na talaga ako sa blogspot, maprapraning ako lalo sa mga unleashed thoughts ng mga readers ko…aheheh, yun sinelas po ba? sa beach yun sa catanduanes.

    hehe, peborit ko rin yun. salamat. kompident na ako na ma-okay talag yun slifers na iyun dahil kahit magagaling na photographers e napupuri sya, yey! galing kasi ni Lord magbigay ng konsolasyon sa mga bad days e. hehe. (=

    sabihan ko kayo pag may wordpress na din ako, nalilito kasi ako sa dashboard e.

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    Homebodykuya: Ay? Hindi mo kelangan lumipat ng WordPress, iha… baka may kelangan ka lang baguhing settings sa pagmo-moderate ng comments. Yung kina pompom at fjords kasi, may “Open ID” para sa iba’t-ibang blogging flatforms.
    Pero kung type mo mag-blog uli sa wordpress, okey lang din. 😉

    Yung tsinepin (hybrid ng sanelas saka estepen)… para kasing “nostalgic” yung dating? 😛

  7. teka,

    Godbless

    Gb. =p

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    Homebodykuya: Uy, ayun! naihabol din. 🙂
    God bless din kookoo.

  8. naku kaka touch naman po.. Salamat po ng marami kung ganon, kahit ako po sa totoo lang umaasa pa rin na magkakabalikan pa sila.. Wish ko nga before man sana ikasal ako o kuya ko makumpleto kami, kahit isang araw na lang okay na yun.. Yun po lagi inuuna ko sa mga prayers ko..

    Thanks po sa prayers Kuya.. Kayo din po nasa prayers ko palagi..😀

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    Kuya Teddy Bear: Maski siguro sinong mag-asawa na nagkahiwalay, parating ganyan ang hangad ko – kahit gaano pa naging napakalalim ang tampuhan. (Eh di lalo na sayo — kababayan kita, at maski hindi pa kita nakikita😳 ).
    Hindi nga… di ba? At least dun man lang sa mga wala pa namang pangalawang commitment na hindi na ubrang talikuran dahil marami o may mas musmos pa na masasaktan.

    May mga alam akong dalaga, nung ikinasal, si erpats pa rin ang naghatid (papunta kay groom) sa altar maski na matagal nang wala sa piling nila ng ermats niya. Kaya lang, yung iba, dedma lang sa isa’t-isa yung mag-ex na mag-asawa.😛

    Harinawang matupad nga yung wish mo at “oo”-han ng Diyos ang prayers natin. 🙂


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