ebs!

( Earth’s bispoks selebreyt )

— A post-Blungganibersari obserbans —

“World Animal Day” daw ang October 4, pagkakataon para mag-post tungkol sa mga aiufs-karakter ng “istorya” kong hindi mabile.😆 [ “Petblag” itu noh? ] … Pero bago iyon, seryus muna tayo:

————————————————————————————————

Facts about DOGS

1.From the days of the Egyptian and Mesopotamian empires, people have valued dogs because many of their senses are much stronger than ours.
A dog’s sense of smell is keen, as can be seen in the fugitive-hunting activities of the bloodhound. A dog’s sense of hearing is acute, especially for high-pitched sounds. Though dogs are nearsighted and colorblind, their eyes can detect the slightest movement.

2.In far-off days, dogs first served people as hunters. Mesopotamian records from 3000 B.C. describe greyhound-like dogs. Labrador retrievers, Irish setters, and Russian wolfhounds are a few descendants of early hunters.

3.Work dogs also have a long-lived history. German shepherds, English collies, and Siberian huskies belong to the hard-working group.

4.Today, most breeds, such as the Yorkshire terrier, the Mexican chihuahua,
and the French poodle, are kept mainly for companionship.

Facts about BATS

1.These creatures are the only flying mammals in the world.

2.Bats are not blind, as many people think. They actually see pretty well.

3.Some female bats help each other to care for their young.

4.Bats also play an important role as pollinators of various plants.

5.Colonies of bats live together in caves, and some bats stand sentry duty.
If danger approaches, these bats sound the alarm.

6.Bats use sonar to capture insects.

7.Generally, bats will not harm humans.

[ Source: Prentice Hall Grammar and Composition 1 ]

————————————————————————————————

‘Kala ko ba tungkul sa’min?

Ba’t iring mababantot at mapapangit lang?

Science info?

Sa book of grammar & composition?

Types ko kasing iy-improve ang “writing” skills ko😆 ( o ha!?) at yang pinaglumaang HAYSKUL-teksbuk ng pamangkin ni misis ang nahagilap ko
[ Hiniram nuon sa mga in-laws ko dahil may tsinutoran syang bata dito ].

So, eyun — nakita ko yang exercises on adjectives [DOGS] and verbs [BATS] at napagtripan kong i-OCR at ipagkit word-for-word dito…
Kung gusto nyo i-check ang ekyurasi nyang impo e tinginin nyo na lang
DITO(click) at DITO(click ule).

————————————————————————————————

Bispok paks en pegyors

1.To date, pikti % are real-life animals, but ALL karakters are piktisyus.
Illustration: Sen-tipid is a real-life centipede [ wid pikti-pairs op shoes ]
but the character, qualities or events he portrays are fictitious.

Real animalsKartuns

2.The karakters usually chat in pairs…
[ Eksampols: Gawt braders insex ]

3.A few are naturali solitari ∙∙∙ or evasive…
[ Eksampols: Ewok Iskal-47 ]

4.Some just kyuryus ∙∙∙ or rather obtrusive…
[ Eksampols: Wekwek Donyura ]

[ Source: Bæstfolk kronikols ]

————————————————————————————————

Si asong-neybor (a.k.a. SuperDyoks) at wing-maus (alyas Batman)

ang nilagay ko kase:

Pareho silang me regular na direk-kontak sa buhay ko.😆
Yang una ay bisiting-DOG sa bundok; itong pangalawa’y otum-FLYER sa building na inuupahan ko.

[ Opkurs, nandyan din ang flock of herons na twice a year yata kung magfly-fly oberhed — but inpeyrnes, dumadaan lang sila, hindi tumatambay… Ahehe, sana kahit isa may maghulog ng bata.]

Nagkataong sina asney at kabag ang pangunahing pares sa mga aiuf-chats dito.

Wid regards to “dyinggols”, daga at palaka ang alam kong mga notorious… Pero sa IHI ng aso at paniki ako may aktwal-engkwentros [ TOINGKS! ].

Oist…

Sabi ko, hindi ako ang umihi dun.

I admit naka-mordan 3-baliks na’ko,

Pero di ako dyumidyinggol sa 4th floor.

————————————————————————————————

“Cheap” and “mean” ba yung title ekamo? Ahehe, pareho din naman yan nung “Shit!” mo — English lang itong iyo.😆 (ang tutyal!)

[ Busi me… Mor about my onlining chorvahs HERE, later. ]

Eyun na…

sa PAGE 2

Pages: 1 2

The URI to TrackBack this entry is: https://homebodyhubby.wordpress.com/2012/10/04/ebs/trackback/

RSS feed for comments on this post.

2 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. May gusto akong i-share tungkol dyan ↑ sa page 2

    … eto ↓ o.

    Ay! Akala ko talagang pira! Alam ku na yan.
    ————————————————
    Malufit iyan… (Ito tomoro pa, Nov 2)
    Mas aush ito, click nyo. → INSURED

  2. Bukod dun ↑ sa 28 na nasa itaas (page 1),
    eto pa ang mga nadagdag ↓ …

    ————————————————————————————————

    Da-Prins & da-Poper joined bæstfok

    Oct 04, 2014 at 7:17 pm ∙ CommentLikeDON’T YOU cyber-bulli da-dogs

    ————————————————————————————————

    PowsamBEWs were added to bæstfok

    Sep 07, 2016 at 7:00 am ∙ CommentLikeDON’T WE cyber-bulli da-rodents

    ————————————————————————————————


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: