rebyu

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys did not prepare any 2016 annual report for all blogs — kaya eto ↙ na lang.

Kayo na nga lang ang gumawa!
Unggoy din naman kayo eh hahaha.

Bakit “kayo” ekamo?
Pag gwapo nakiki-“tayo” KA.


Seryusli:
2017 is a rooster year…
Ba’t nga ba ayaw pa MO umalis?

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January 28 disyir ang Chinese new year —
May araun 4 weeks pa…

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2015 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2015 annual report for this blog.

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The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 20,000 times in 2015. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 7 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

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Published in: on 31 December 2015 at 4:47 am  Leave a Comment  
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bb

(bunong-braso)

— geting baktuda batols

Naka-walong ikot na tayo!

Feeling-armord na naman

ang aking mauspren.

→ BlunggANIBERSARI! ←

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2014 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2014 annual report for this blog.

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The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 14,000 times in 2014. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 5 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

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Published in: on 31 December 2014 at 11:59 pm  Comments (1)  
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preten

( ebs 2.0 )

Oist, asney

Me papakilala ko seyo!

Sino yun, pareng sikyo ?

Eto o, galing sa fezbuk —

↓↓ CLICK mo dito

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2013 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog.

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The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 14,000 times in 2013. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 5 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

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Published in: on 31 December 2013 at 11:12 am  Leave a Comment  
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ispoklog

( Ang napalayong sekwel ng Ga-Ing )

Sa Baler, Aurora ito; Hindi ako kasama.
Venue ng women’s retreat ng local church nina misis, nito lang nagdaang Byernes at Sabado (Aug 16-17).

Tropical rainforest, rugged beach & coastline: May terrain ang lalawigang ito na types ko. At andami raw buko-nuts!

Neyboring-prabins lang.

Pasasaan ba’t mapupuntahan ko rin yan.

Linggo ng Wikang Pambansa ngayon kaya ko lang ipinagkit yang pikyur. Wala na itong kinalaman sa taytol at paksa ng post ko ngayon.

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( ispokening in tagalog )

renovated = renobeyted back to square one = baktuskwerwan

Ekanyo siguro:

“Bakit ba iyang si Hombadi e ganun magtrangsleyt translate ng english sa tagalog!?” 😕

Eto’ng ekako: click mo’to KUNtypes mo…

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Published in: on 19 August 2013 at 12:00 pm  Leave a Comment  
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2012 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.

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4,329 films were submitted to the 2012 Cannes Film Festival. This blog had 34,000 views in 2012. If each view were a film, this blog would power 8 Film Festivals

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Published in: on 31 December 2012 at 7:00 pm  Comments (1)  
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wantutu-wanwantu

(“eptutu,” kongkluded )

Dyolens na bug-ahw,

ispayning-en-ispayning hasyuswal!

Much has been said about 122-112 in eptutu
8 months ago. Enough na ang tungkol diy-an; ang aking cyberspacing na lang ang ating pag-usapan.

diTU → ◘ ← WAN click lang

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Published in: on 21 December 2012 at 12:21 am  Comments (1)  
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ebs!

( Earth’s bispoks selebreyt )

— A post-Blungganibersari obserbans —

“World Animal Day” daw ang October 4, pagkakataon para mag-post tungkol sa mga aiufs-karakter ng “istorya” kong hindi mabile. 😆 [ “Petblag” itu noh? ] … Pero bago iyon, seryus muna tayo:

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Facts about DOGS

1.From the days of the Egyptian and Mesopotamian empires, people have valued dogs because many of their senses are much stronger than ours.
A dog’s sense of smell is keen, as can be seen in the fugitive-hunting activities of the bloodhound. A dog’s sense of hearing is acute, especially for high-pitched sounds. Though dogs are nearsighted and colorblind, their eyes can detect the slightest movement.

2.In far-off days, dogs first served people as hunters. Mesopotamian records from 3000 B.C. describe greyhound-like dogs. Labrador retrievers, Irish setters, and Russian wolfhounds are a few descendants of early hunters.

3.Work dogs also have a long-lived history. German shepherds, English collies, and Siberian huskies belong to the hard-working group.

4.Today, most breeds, such as the Yorkshire terrier, the Mexican chihuahua,
and the French poodle, are kept mainly for companionship.

Facts about BATS

1.These creatures are the only flying mammals in the world.

2.Bats are not blind, as many people think. They actually see pretty well.

3.Some female bats help each other to care for their young.

4.Bats also play an important role as pollinators of various plants.

5.Colonies of bats live together in caves, and some bats stand sentry duty.
If danger approaches, these bats sound the alarm.

6.Bats use sonar to capture insects.

7.Generally, bats will not harm humans.

[ Source: Prentice Hall Grammar and Composition 1 ]

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‘Kala ko ba tungkul sa’min?

Ba’t iring mababantot at mapapangit lang?

Science info?

Sa book of grammar & composition?

Types ko kasing iy-improve ang “writing” skills ko 😆 ( o ha!?) at yang pinaglumaang HAYSKUL-teksbuk ng pamangkin ni misis ang nahagilap ko
[ Hiniram nuon sa mga in-laws ko dahil may tsinutoran syang bata dito ].

So, eyun — nakita ko yang exercises on adjectives [DOGS] and verbs [BATS] at napagtripan kong i-OCR at ipagkit word-for-word dito…
Kung gusto nyo i-check ang ekyurasi nyang impo e tinginin nyo na lang
DITO(click) at DITO(click ule).

Oops! Tama na… Wag U na i-click DITO — wala nang seryoso.

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2011 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog.

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The concert hall at the Syndey Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 16,000 times in 2011. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 6 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

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holdeyras

ATTENTION mga ka-blogs:

Pasintabi po kung nagpipingbak uli sa blog ninyo ang mga lumang posts ko. 🙂 Kasalukuyan kasi akong naghahapit ngayon sa pagreretoke ng layouts dahil biglang naglakihan ang sizes ng ibang pikyurs ko… Napuna ko naman agad ang dahilan; ang hindi ko lang mawari ay kumbakit kelan lang ito umepekto.

Mangyari, bukod sa numerical values na ini-indicate ko sa HTML codes (width=”180″ height=”135″ — for example) ay meron ding napalagay nuon na description ( img class=”size-full” ) … So what I’m only doing is to open every disturbed post in the HTML edit mode and delete the descriptive code.

Mabusisi, pero okey lang dahil medyo nakalibre ako ng unlimited-gamit ng internet the past week. Konti na lang, so far…

For more about my blogging, go to page 3.

For Highland Chronicle, go to page 2.

For this post’s topic, → CLICK HERE…

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2010 in review

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Crunchy numbers

Featured imageThe average container ship can carry about 4,500 containers. This blog was viewed about 21,000 times in 2010. If each view were a shipping container, your blog would have filled about 5 fully loaded ships.

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Dayuga

( Dayuhang Daga )

Sambadituskeyr da neyborhudkatsawey!

Gusto nyo ng may sound? CLICK nyo ↑ yang pikyur. 😆

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Hiya magtanong si Hamtaro (japongs) kay Doray, kaya si Rhino (kano) na lang ang kinausap. Eto uli ang tinagalog nilang dayalog:

Prenship, ‘di ba karahi mo si Doray?

Me konti kawkasyan: Anak sya ng isang kanong daga-Olongapo

sa isang etnik na binibining daga-Baguio.

Ganon? Pede sya punta sa istets di ba?

Ba’t nandito pa sya?

Ubra maging merikan-sitsen, kaso mas tayp nya dito. Kaya eun —

agpa-adopt sya kay Syma, taz binoypren nya si Boolaboy Berio.

Hmm… Maramang me nakikita sya maganda sa netib-land

at sa kanyang mga kababayan.

Sakto!

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Sino ba ang dalawang hamster na ito? Nandito sila para may kausap si Doray.

Kung sa MpsD lang, walang lopsided tretis or eksployt op resorses — syur ako dyan.

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Mor de-tails (bekos hamsters have no tails):

Iniwang pamana kay Doray ng angkan (bukod pa sa mansyon atbp) — ang Harurendilaykhaus, samerhaws na isinunod ang pangalan sa triong nabuhay nung mga kapanahunang ginawa ang haybol, at nirenubeyt kalaunan ng kanyang boypreng si Boolaboy Berio (Berio II).

In memori of Arrow’s berdey todey, binago ni Doray pangalan ng bahay: Magmula ngayon ito ay tatawagin nangHArrowrurendilaykhaus. Si Arrow ay common lolo ng limang pinakahuling Dagang-Salinlahi; Siya ang unang okyupant ng environmentally hostile na bahay bago ito nairenubeyt. Nagbuwis sya ng buhay sa mismong araw na nipanganak si Berio II at ang mga kapatid nito.

Kuwentong DAGA… Maliban sa ‘humanized’ na paglalahad, ang mga pangyayari at kaukulang petsa (kronikol) ay pawang tutuo… Baka lang interesado ka sa HISTORI nila, may bagong page si Doray. → Taymlayn

Sa bago pa lang na nakabasa sa blog na’to (bago mo isipin ako’y sira-ulo): Kartuns’ lang talaga ang istilo ng mga istorya ko dito. Ewan ko na lang dun sa mga heyt ang kartuns (anubang childhud ekperience mo iho?).

Pag kartuns, ang agad na konklusyon ay pambata… Hindi rin. May kartuns akong napapanuod na nagpapakita ng dugo-dugo (ang morbid) o kaya pwet ng mamang nakahubo (erpats ni Fart Pimspon ba yun?) 🙄 Saka yung mga seksing drowings na may cascading boobs (pahutan) — o di ba kartuns yan? Napaka“kreyetib” talaga ng lahing pinagmulan nitong neybors ni Doray.

Pag animals ang karakters, ang tawag “humanized”; pag tao ang kinartuns, ang tawag naman ay animalized “animated” — ganun nga ba yun?

Medyo optimistik kasi ang arrive pag kartuns. Kahit tamaan ng kidlat, masagasaan ng pison, o kaya kanyunin e buhay pa rin. 😆 Di ba eka nga “Habang me buhay e me pag-asa”?

Ayaw ko ng kartuns — hindi realistik!

Um, keso-keso!

Mismo. Sabihin mo sa aking ‘kartuns lang’ ang lahat ng di-kanais-nais na nangyayare sa paligid, partikular na sa Pelepens ay baka matuwa pa ako. 😀 Hanap ka realistic? ‘Uwi’ ka muna dito. → Pilipinas

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Mor tails (idle rats) →

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WanakÜsey

→ Dito lang may bintana. Mainit ang ARAW sa hapon, walang five-storey-high na puno na magkakanlong.

4th floor.

Dito galing HANGIN ← Hindi papasok ng bahay pag sarado ang pinto.

Mukhang tuloy-tuloy na ang ulan. Pwede nang matulog nang sarado ang pinto.

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Nanghiram si misis ng USB broadband:Primero,

Sun cellulite… ( tink… tink… tink… tink… ) wala masagap dito sa itaas… Tapos,

Globe( glog… glog… glog… glog… ) wala pa ren.

No choice… para makapag-blog, kelangang bumaba.

Baka may mahiram ka ule, eka ko, yung isang brand naman —

Sfartmatik nga bang tawag duon?

Syempre susubukan muna; Pag bumili agad, baka hindi din umubra.

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Tuloy ang pagbabasa. Dito ▼ muna ang CLICK

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Published in: on 5 June 2010 at 6:10 pm  Comments (4)  
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Putol na

Tapos na ang maliligayang araw ko.

Hehe, hindi po ito ang tinutukoy ko → masasayang araw

…kundi ito → DSL.

Nabanggit ko na yan 10 days ago, at eto nga ang bumulaga pagkalabit ko kay Mozilla nung Linggo ( March 07 ) :

DSL = Diskunekted na ang Sayber—Lakwatsa ko (kurne)

Walang waypay itong aking laptop; yung netbuk ni misis meron, pero wala ring masagap dito sa itaas. Ibig sabihin, para makapag-net kelangan ko pang bumaba. Dating gawi.

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