redandan

Hindi ko na maalala kung sa English III (1977) or Public Speaking (1976) — may pinasaulong linya sa akin nuong hayskul mula sa isang istorya na hindi ko na rin matandaan ang pamagat. I was playing in front of the class the role of Yung Lo, a Chinese emperor(?) during a past dynasty… I’m not so sure about the exact punctuations, pero ito yung mismong words, I am writing direct from memory (Sadya kong niliitan kase feeling korni ahihihihi) —

“No! The bell is my life dream! When I ascended to the dragon’s throne, young and full of hope, I had a vision of what the world might be if the war should cease. My predecessors were all warrior men who ruled by force of arms; But in my youth, I had a teacher — a philosopher — who schooled me in the wisdom of the prophets, preaching gentleness and love. So I resolved, before my reign began, to put an end to all these useless strifes and sow the seed of peace throughout the land…”

Okey, memya na uli ↗ yan! ° Eto muna ↙ (click HERE for more)

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pakwits

( pakraym pre-rekwisit )

Him hath God exalted with his right hand to be a Prince and a Saviour, for to give repentance to Israel, and forgiveness of sins.” (Acts 5:31)
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paskiw

( isang krismas-alegoring turu-turo )

Patko, paktiw! Patko, paktiw!

Dalawang gay na bisnes-associates ang nagpaplanong magtayo ng fasfud-chain na ang especialti ay paksiw — paksiw na bangus, paksiw na bisugo, paksiw na pata, lechon-paksiw, atkaap.

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meri-kuri

Yeis… Meri kurismas!

Ahahahahaha!

Astig ang christmas headdress natin a!?

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Awoooooooo!

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kurad

Baka kurap?

Hindi…

‘akakaumay nang pag-usapan yun.

Maiba naman…

Tutal pasko ngayon.

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Pasko. Mangungulila na naman ang mga kabit,
or ang ex-misis na iniwan in favor of dating kabit.

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Kurad?

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